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Joke of the Day
"I suffer bloating for years until I found this one secret supplement! ""rotten eggs"""
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"Knock Knock Knock knock. Who's there? To. To who? To whom."
"Redheaded guys know they can just dye their hair, right? They don't have to live like that."
"Person 1: ""Have you seen that new movie about the tractor?"" Person 2: ""No, but the trailer looks good."""
"Hell hath no fury like a woman mad for no particular reason."
"Why is divorce so expensive? BECAUSE IT'S WORTH IT!!!"
"What's the difference between a black man and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family."
"Two Whales are Sitting at a Bar One whale looks over to the other and says ""Eeeeeeeeeeeoooooooooouuuuuuu"" and the other whale looks at him and says, ""Man you're really fucked up"""
"What do you call a?... What do you call potato who's high? A. A baked potato What do call a wizard who doesn't have enough minions? A. Short staffed Ps. This is my first post, be gentle with me."
"Why was the high schooler in the gun store? There was a back to school sale."