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Joke of the Day
"I suffer bloating for years until I found this one secret supplement! ""rotten eggs"""
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"What's the difference between a dirty bus stop, and a lobster with implants? One is a crusty bus station, and the other's a busty crustacean!"
"All we do is support you, all you ever do is complain about us! -if bras could talk"
"What did the pig say when the wolf grabbed her tail? ""That's the end of me!"""
"I believe what politicians say about as much as I believe the person who says, ""I never got that text."""
"Why did the octopus blush? He saw the bottom of the ocean"
"I'm not drunk. I'm a gravity inspector... ...and everything seems to be in order here. *falls down/passes out*"
"What do you call the CFO of a landscaping company? A hedge fund manager"
"A feminist told me I really need to take a Women's Studies class. I told her ""There is no way I'm going to spend a semester studying a broad."""
"Day six of my push-up challenge. So far, I've eaten 107 push-up pops."