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Joke of the Day

"How are children like cellphones? If you've lost one and haven't found it in a couple days, chances are it's probably dead."

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"MOM: You give that back to him, mister ME: Ok mom MOM: and what do we say now? ME: *climbing off unicycle* sorry I tried to steal your girl"
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