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Joke of the Day

"Adult Trick-or-Treating: Walk around ringing doorbells & everyone gives out a shot of booze or a bong rip to each other. Make it happen."

"20 Years Ago... 20 years ago we had Steve Jobs, Johnny Cash, and Bob Hope. And now, we have no jobs, no cash, and no hope"

"Because of my thyroid condition, my parents made me join a support group as a kid. This one time, at gland camp..."

"Why is the apostrophe always near an ""s""? Because it is possessive"

"My ex-wife is like a tornado First she blows, then she sucks, then she took my house and dog."

"According to my roommate's diary, I have boundary issues."

"Want to get your kids attention and make sure they hear what you say? Start whispering something to your spouse."

"My girlfriend's dad asked me what I do... Apparently ""your daughter"" wasn't the right answer."

"What was Beethoven's favorite fruit? BANANANAAAAAAA"

"Your overexposure to Korean pop music last year will be nothing compared to your overexposure to Korean nuclear radiation this year."