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Joke of the Day

"Why don't you eat a girl the morning after sex? Have you tired pulling apart a grilled cheese sandwhich."

"What's hard and pink? A pig with a flick knife."

"Hey girl are you cinnamon.... .... cuz I love you in small doses but throw up when I have too much of you."

"What makes the scarecrow so good at his job? He's outstanding in his field"

"I like my women like the World Trade Centers Tall, hot, and going down"

"Female praying mantises bite the heads off males while mating, so if your mantis boyfriend shows up without a head, he was cheating on you."

"Why did Jon Snow wait in line at the Apple store ? For the watch ."

"WIFE: ""You look tired honey. How about a nice steak mashed potatoes and an apple pie for dessert?"" HUSBAND: ""No thanks. I'm too tired. Let's just eat at home."""

"What do you call a car that grants wishes A Lamborgenie"

"Deez Nutz He really has it in the bag."