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Joke of the Day

"Why don't you eat a girl the morning after sex? Have you tired pulling apart a grilled cheese sandwhich."

"her: I have this weird fantasy where my man shaves me while I sleep me: k her: *wakes up with no eyebrows"

"I have this condition, I wake up at ten to nine every day... Doctor says it is nothing serious just a mild case of ten-to-ninetis."

"What is a gay horse's favorite meal? Haaaaaaaaaaaaaay"

"Misinterpreted some rabbit prints in the snow and told my scout troop to look out for babies running at 35mph."

"Breaking Bad joke (credit to edrubio6) Skyler: Hey, Walt, wanna hear a joke? Walter: Okay. Skyler: Knock kno- Walter: I AM THE ONE WHO KNOCKS!"

"8/11 Never Forget What? Too Soon?"

"Free Tibet with the purchase of a Tibet of equal or lesser value."

"What if ""baby daddy"" meant a father who was actually a very small baby? A little baby dad. Baby Dad, coming this fall to ABC Wednesday night"

"Technically there is a lot of food in this house but none it is sweet or microwaveable therefore there is no food in the house."