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Joke of the Day

"I got some new underwear the other day. Well, new to me."

"It's always good to know what's happening in astrology. When nothing seems to be going right, you can blame the stars."

"Life is like a penis. Sometimes it's hard."

"I think Rachel Dolezal is misunderstood. . . It turns out she's bi-Rachel."

"Spoof Caller ID Call from a different number. Disguise your caller id, it's easy and works on any phone!"

"What do you call an Amish guy with his hand up a horse's ass? A mechanic"

"I have seasonal depression I'm depressed in the spring, summer, fall and winter"

"[NSFW] What's the square root of 69? Eight something. EDIT: yeesh, tough room."

"Shout out to all the people in church today, who didn't speak to anyone, cause their breath still smelled like Jack Daniels."

"I'm a great fan of Thomas Edison, Because of his quote that...!! . Tomorrow is my exam but I don't care Because a single sheet of paper cannot decide my future...!!!"