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Joke of the Day
"Saw two construction workers laughing today... I know what they were really building, friendship"
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"What's the last thing someone wants to hear while blowing Willie Nelson? ""I'm not Willie Nelson."""
"Did you hear about the guy who was convicted for committing lewd acts on fruit at a grocery store? (Mildly NSFW) He got off on a peel."
"Ever wonder how many of your friends are jerks? Just post something with a typo in it..... It's like their mating call."
"What's that diving? Is it a bird, Is it a plane... No it's the British Pound..."
"Dad, What is your favorite music genre ? Elevator music"
"What does a WoW player with tubercolosis say when he ends a conversation? TBC"
"If you say ""no ifs, ands, or buts"", then get ready for a shitload of ""shoulds"", ""as well as"", and ""howevers""."
"""My Cocaine"" How Michael Caine says his name..."
"Spider-Man is my favorite superhero whose name is made up of 2 things that scare the shit out of me."