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"Yoda: Why, afraid of seven, five is? Because six seven eight."
"I tried to say a punchline to a joke about Hindenburg But it blew up...."
"My dog licked the crumbs out of my computer keyboard & earned an online college degree."
"I'm training my cats to use the bathroom like people. It really works! [cut to bathroom: two cats do cocaine off the toilet tank]"
"Did you know Japanese goddess Izanami was a Nazi? Just read her name backwards!"
"What is the difference between a pizza and a black guy? A pizza can feed a family of four!"
"[nsfw] Studies show that nine out of ten people enjoy gang rape."
"After being with her all evening, the man couldn't take another minute with his blind date..."