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Joke of the Day

"RABBIT HUSBAND: You look even better after a full day of work. I don't know how you do it, honey. RABBIT WIFE: They test cosmetics on me."

"Your refrigerators running. Hmmm let me check. My refrigerator is in fact not running. Thanks you kind young anonymous caller. You have saved me from a great deal of spoilage."

"Did you hear about the astronaut who stepped on chewing gum? He got stuck in Orbit!"

"Jimmy Savile was once captured by the Scooby-Doo gang He would have gotten away with it too if it weren't for meddlin' those kids!"

"In the United States the colors red white and blue represent freedom. Unless they see it in their rear view mirror."

"Your mamas so skinny she swallowed a meatball n thought she was pregnant."

"What's better than watching a woman wrestle? Seeing her box."

"When I see people running to catch the elevator I'm on I yell ""HURRY! YOU GOTTA SMELL THIS!""."

"What happened to the hippy chemistry teacher when he spilled his chemicals? He tripped on acid"

"Two hillbillies were playing chess.."