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Joke of the Day
"How long is a chinese person So is his brother."
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"My doctor is so young that, when I need them, he just comes in the room shouting, ""Shots! Shots! Shots!"""
"This joke up me crack everytime I hear it Will tell you after next bowel movement."
"Old But Gold Two dyslexic men walk into a bra..."
"Fall is fast approaching. Time to sew all my jean legs back on."
"What's 18 inches long and makes women scream all night? Crib death."
"I bought shoes from a drug dealer.. I don't know what he laced em with but I've been tripping all day......!"
"I'm no racist I love black people so much I stopped tipping."
"What phrase describes both my personal life and how I feel about the /r/Ama-ggedon? Fuck /u/kn0thing"
"*KNOCK KNOCK* OPEN UP ITS THE POLICE ""What do you want?"" YOU'RE UNDER ARRES- ""No."" ..NO?? ""No, I don't want to be."" *whispers* Shit now what"