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Joke of the Day
"If a man uses pickup lines on a girl... Would you call it Clitbait?"
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"Three tampons are walking down the street.. A light, a regular, and a super tampon are all walking down the street. Which one talks to you first? None. They are all stuck up bitches."
"What is black, white, and red all over? Interracial double penetration"
"I put my earbuds on just like everybody else. Frantically as someone approaches."
"What do you call an abominable snowman who's always late? A not-yeti."
"Have you ever smelled moth balls? if so, how did you get their little legs apart?"
"I don't post for the karma."
"Why did the farmer screw their sheep on a cliff? They push back harder. (Told to me by my NZ step father about Australians, of course.)"
"I once had a dog named Tax... Every time I opened the front door, Income Tax!"
"Knock Knock? Who is there? Willis. Willis who? Willis d**k fit in your mouth?"