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Joke of the Day
"If a man uses pickup lines on a girl... Would you call it Clitbait?"
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"What did the horse say to the other horse? Hay,I thought you knew horses couldn't speak!"
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"A black man walks into the university"
"what did the zombie say when he prank-called someone? ""deez gutz"""
"If this country cared for its mentally ill they wouldn't be able to join Neighborhood Watch Teams or enter politics."
"In Dublin, a very nervous Liam brings his girlfriend to meet his father for the first time. Liam (to father): This is Amanda Father: A fooking WHAT!?"
"The only ""B"" word you should call women is beautiful. Bitches love being called beautiful."
"Why did the cultists adopt a dead child? They wanted to raise the dead."
"My mother was feeling cold so now I'm wearing a sweater."