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Joke of the Day

"Bad News I heard that the Italian Government is joining forces with ISIS thus changing their name to Italian ISIS Tommy G"

"How often do I make a chemistry joke? Periodically."

"I was talking with my girlfriend on Skype the other night... ...and she told me this really, really terrible joke. I mean, it wasn't even remotely funny!"

"Did you hear about the monster who went to a holiday camp? He won the ugly mug and knobbly knees competition and he wasn't even entered."

"So Cheech Marin plays golf now, which is appropriate Because what's more Mexican than sweating balls on a freshly-mowed lawn with a bag full of weapons?"

"WIFE: We'd have less arguments if he wasn't so pedantic THERAPIST [to me] Is that right? ME: No. It should be fewer arguments"

"What technology are old people better at using than young people? Life support."

"You'd think these people on Grey's Anatomy would've already figured out that a major disaster is going to happen every year around May."

"What's the worst prank you can play on a blind person? Leave the plunger in the toilet"

"i have a question for ron gaul why was my wife screaming your name last night?"