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Joke of the Day
"If tampons are ""sanitary napkins""... ...how unsanitary must regular napkins be?"
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"Did you hear about the frog that wasn't good at parking? He had to get toad."
"Four facts about women that prove they can do miracles. 1. They can get wet without taking a shower. 2. Bleed without being hurt. 3. Producing milk without eating grass. 4. Making boneless meat hard."
"On Chick-fil-a... Do they realize they're serving cock between buns?"
"[me as a ninja] [a smoke ball is thrown in a park] [when the smoke clears, all of the dogs in the park have stealthily been petted]"
"What do you call an elephant and a rhino mixed? Asked my buddy ""What would you call an elephant and a rhino mixed?"". He looks at me and says ""Shit man, Helliphino""."
"""Give me your Vitamin Water and your organic gluten-free cookies unless there's peanuts in them because I'm allergic."" - 2012 school bully"
"There was a First Sergeant in the Army who didn't want to get a promotion.... ...Now he has a major problem."
"I got a letter from my sister. She just had a baby. But she didn't say whether it's a boy or girl. So I don't know if I'm an uncle or an aunt."
"TIFU by hooking up with a girl named Jenny jk fuck Jenny and Zach"