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Joke of the Day

"What is the name of the bear capitol? Koala Lumpur"

"Best pun ...EVER Unfortunately I didn't go to the Gym today but the cashiers name at McDonald's was Jim .... So same thing, right??"

"So a waste depository is where you put the waste you never want to see again... And /r/funny is reddits largest humour depository."

"Two foot fetishists are sitting in the back of a police van. One turns to the other says: ""I think we got off on the wrong foot."""

"Doctor: 'Your recovery was a miracle!' Patient: 'PRAISE GOD. Now I don't have to pay you!'"

"I just read more people are killed by toasters than sharks. So if you're swimming in the ocean and see a toaster SWIM FOR YOUR LIFE!"

"I've got a 3D printer But it only prints pieces of paper."

"I buy all my guns from a guy called 'T-Rex' He's a small arms dealer"

"Want to hear a good Nirvana joke? Nevermind."

"Got the dermatologist recommended detergent and dryer sheets and I'm pretty sure it would've been cheaper to just buy a whole new body."