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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a Jewish Pokemon trainer. Ash."

"What is the difference between a priest and a pedophile? A pedophile does not get tax exemptions for raping young boys."

"There's a button on this hotel phone that says, ""Pizza"". I may never leave."

"A Russian went for an eye check up. The doctor showed him some letters on the board: CZWXNQSTAZKY ""Can you read this?"" The Russian responds, ""Read? I even know this guy. He's my cousin."""

"How do you get a stranger to hop onto a bandwagon? You poke 'em on."

"Once you stop doing functional programming... You never return"

"Eliminate Anime and Islam, and you secure the the existence of western culture for eternity"

"I don't blame Cat Zingano. I'm sure most men don't last 12 seconds with Rhonda Rousey either."

"What kind of pants do you buy for your pet Chihuahua? Shorts!"

"If the Mexicans are taking all of the jobs, then why do Koreans still rule the nail salons? Because Tu is better than Juan."