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Joke of the Day
"How much sex does Sister Mary get? Nunn."
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"In Hollywood, an actor and his crew shot a pilot They could all be facing at least six months in jail."
"Do you know what the President said to Michelle when he proposed? I don't wanna be Obama self. P.S. I know, it was super cheesy."
"So my son asked me where his sunglasses are. I said ""I don't know, where are my dadglasses?"""
"What is the difference between snowman and snowwoman? snowballs"
"Did you hear about the woman who had her left side cut off? She was alright."
"What's the hardest thing about skydiving? The ground."
"What's a Canadian's favorite number? Eight."
"What do you call a turtle with a hard on? A tank!!!! PEW PEW PEW!!"
"You burn more calories chasing after your cat than you get from eating it. It's the celery of pets."