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Joke of the Day
"Darth Vader, you are the father! --Star Wars cast on the set of Maury"
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"What do you call a psychic midget who has escaped from prison? A small medium at large!"
"Why does Yoda like having a lot of things to do? It makes his Dagobah faster."
"My handwriting has slowly morphed from cheerleader to serial killer to elephant with a paint brush."
"What do you call nuts on a wall? Walnuts. . What do you call nuts on a chest? . Chestnuts. . What do you call nuts on a chin? . A blowjob."
"What do you call a trespassing camper? Criminal intent"
"Just clicked on an ad that said ""Free Albums Here"" But It linked to a download of a Nickelback album. Would have rather just gotten a virus."
"How do you agitate an achy feminist runner? massage a knee"
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"What's the difference between minesweeper and my ex-wife? I've never beaten minesweeper"