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Joke of the Day
"What's the most famous coffee in Afghanistan? Osama bin Latte"
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"I went to vegetarian restaurant the other day... I falafel afterwards."
"Why do the /r/jokes moderators like chess? It's the only chance they have to mate."
"Me: *pets dog* Dog: Ruff Me: *pets dog* Dog: Ruff Me: *pets dog* Dog: Dude, I said your hands are ruff; can't you moisturize?"
"Cookie Monster delivering the eulogy at Bert's funeral. Head bowed low. Stillness. ""Me want cookies,"" he sadly intones. ""Me want cookies."""
"I got a job at a bakery today I kneaded the dough."
"What's the worst part about being a prostitute? The customer always comes first."
"What I want for Xmas... I asked Santa for a sister. He asked for my mom."
"Everyone claims Bill Cosby didn't care about his victims.. but eventually they all came to"
"What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary? A thesaurus"