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Joke of the Day

"What did King Arthur have for breakfast? Eggcalibur."

"Two and a half men would be way funnier with an all black cast But then it would have to be called one and 3/5ths men"

"This holiday season, get your girl a Jared Diamond ...but get her Collapse--she's probably already read Guns, Germs, and Steel."

"You know why fencers subscribe to /r/Jokes? Because they always appreciate a riposte."

"Why did the movie scene have a rusty pan? Because Rusty thought the scene in the book was better. I'll show myself out. This is a horrible joke."

"Tater Tots are chewed up French Fries"

"Hard to believe I once had a phone ATTACHED TO A WALL. When it rang I'd pick it up WITHOUT KNOWING WHO WAS CALLING. Amazing I'm still alive."

"If King Kong went to Hong Kong to play ping-gong and died what would they put on his coffin? A lid."

"What grades did Fidel Castro get at school? Full Marx"

"""He looks just like his grandfather"" is a cute thing said about a new baby in most parts of the world. In Alabama,it's more of an accusation"