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Joke of the Day
"How many flies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two."
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"How many lesbians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two - but how'd they get in there?"
"""Why don't British people pronounce their T's? Because they're all in the Boston harbor."""
"How was copper wire invented? Two Armenians were fighting over a Penny."
"I bet that at some point in history a baby ate a dingo."
"I can't see my Dad now he's had a sex change He's trans-parent"
"The doctor says I cut my sentences short."
"What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhinoceros? Elephino"
"I've done it, finally. I invented a pill that makes your farts smell exactly the way your food tasted. Get me the President"
"What is the leading cause of pedophilia in America? Sexy children."