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Joke of the Day

"What do a three paragraph term paper and a 5'2"" Mexican have in common? They're both short essays."

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"How do I know when your sister's on her period..... Your dad's dick taste like blood"
"*robs neighbor's chicken coop* *serves poached eggs*"
"Q: What was the real purpose of Bill's college visit to Moscow? A: To study economics."
"Have you ever tried to eat a clock? It's very time consuming"