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Joke of the Day
"Losing weight is so easy now. I'm just chasing the kids around all day - Jared Fogle"
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"Once I saw a blind man touching a cheese grater at Ikea. He said: ""who wrote this bullshit"""
"What's your favorite ""grosser than gross"" joke? Mine is hickey on a hemorrhoid."
"Sometimes I stop suddenly when I have sex with my girlfriend. She asks, ""Why did you stop?"" I reply, ""Oh, it's something I learned in porn. It's called buffering."""
"What do you call an attractive ghost butt that is at max poop capacity? Booootyfull"
"I judge every book by its cover: ""Too smart for me"" is what I say and then look at Twitter on my phone."
"My parents asked me what I wanted for Christmas. I said I wanna watch. So they let me"
"What do you say to someone who talked about you behind your back? You discussed me."
"How can you tell that truckers like nuts? They always have pecans! (Read aloud)"
"God, the Atheists are coming! God: ""Tell them I'm not around!"""