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"Good news in Syria today Just kidding"
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"What did the farming professor say to his new students? ""Welcome to my field."""
"I like that the doctor always asks if I'm a smoker. When I say yes, he tells me I should quit. No shit? Thanks. Here's all my money."
"Hey there's this new diet that can help lose pounds fast! Its called the Brexit"
"*writes 'amount to something' on bucket list* *crosses it out* *writes 'mount something'* Yeah. That's do-able."
"Favorite question to ask a prospective boyfriend for my sister: Have you ever seen a dead body? *casually lifts shirt to expose .357*"
"Gonorrhea is the name of the medication used to treat diarrhea, right?"
"How does Moses make tea? Hebrews it..."
"I've put a hole in a bar of soap and I use it to masturbate. Normally I wouldn't share this kind of information, but I just have to cum clean."
"My kids are going to be so disappointed when they figure out peer pressure is a myth and they have to actually pay for drugs in high school."