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Joke of the Day
"Why did Nobelium's car got towed away? He parked at a *No* parking!"
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"Why dont my dick work? Ive been punching it for a good half hour now, and it still wont get a job."
"How do you separate the Greek boys from the Greek men at a Greek BBQ? With a Crowbar!!!!!"
"I just burned my Hawaiian pizza in the oven I guess I should have put it on aloha setting"
"Did you hear about the salad who went missing? All they found were its chard romaines"
"I wonder if John McCain plays with plastic Army men and pretends he's President at home."
"How do you turn a fox into a cow? You marry her."
"My Fitbit was delivered today. It's still sitting in the mailbox because I don't want to walk all the way out there."
"For Sale: Starter motor for Perpetual Motion Machine. Only used once."
"A man with a gun shot his keyboard it typed POW"