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Joke of the Day

"I wish i could Google anything. I'd type: ""where da fuck iz my phone?"" and it'd be like: ""in da fridge dumbass."""

"Why do white girls only travel in odd numbers? Because they can't even!"

"Donald Trump is raping the republican party unlike the female body, the GOP has no power to shut it down."

"Chinese girl I asked a Chinese girl for her number. She said, ""Sex! Sex! Sex! Free sex tonight!"" I said, ""Wow!"" Then her friend said, ""She means 666-3629."""

"Drugs are bad...when they wear off."

"Girls are like blackjack I'm trying to go for 21 but I always hit on 16."

"How can you tell if a blonde has been using the computer? There's whiteout on the screen."

"You hear about the love struck super magnets? Whenever they met face to face, they just couldn't seem to connect, however the moment one turned to walk away, they were nearly inseparable."

"How do you make your dick look bigger? Take a picture of it in a 5 year old's hand"

"How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a light bulb? Wanna go for a bike ride?"