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Joke of the Day

"When a traffic light is out of service you should just treat the intersection as a post-apocalyptic demolition derby."

"In wartime, it's so often the most vulnerable who get forgotten. Someone needs to kill them too."

"WARNING: There's an email going round... ...offering Processed Pork, Gelatin, and Salt in a Can. If you get this email, DO NOT OPEN IT. It's spam!"

"What do you call it when you make fun of someone's gambling addiction? Slot shaming."

"An old married couple is talking... ...when the husband asks,""Sweetheart, have you ever slept with other men ?"" ""No, I only slept with you. I was awake with the others."""

"volcano = glory hole for the Gods"

"What is the difference between a joke and sex? A forced joke can still be somewhat humerous."

"What do you call a fish without an eye? A Fsh"

"Pain and Sorry by Anne Guish"

"Damn, Starbucks. Not only do you spell my name completely wrong AND screw up my order, but on my way out some woman keeps calling me a thief"