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Joke of the Day
"Do you know why it was called the 'Dark Ages'? Because of all the knights!"
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"What do rodents do after dinner? Gopher a walk."
"Watched golf for two hours before realizing that the TV was off."
"I swear babe, I'm a virgin, it must be a miracle. *Joseph rolls eyes"
"What's one thing you never want to hear your wife say while having sex? ""Honey, I'm home!"""
"My biggest fear is that I'm holding my baby and a rapper asks me to put my hands in the air."
"Did Jesus ever get drunk? I dunno either, but I heard he got hammered once."
"What's the best part about banging twenty two year olds? There's twenty of them."
"DJ Khaled has just declined a role in his upcoming biopic. When asked about his decision, he was quoted to have said ""never play yourself."""
"Why do Ninjas always wear black? The skilled ones don't."