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Joke of the Day

"MISSING: SUPER ADORABLE PUPPY. WILL COME IF YOU PLAY WU-TANG HELLA LOUD. THIS IS NOT A PLOY TO GET THE NEIGHBORHOOD BUMPIN', THE DOG IS REAL"

"Tip: Call your baby a normal name Me: Are you still mad your parents called you tip?"

"Whats the difference between a black guy and a bench? The bench can support a family."

"My internet boyfriend doesn't know about my real life boyfriend, which makes two of them."

"Why was the vegetable store robber embarrassed? He got caught taking a leek"

"I like my men how I like my cheesecake, rich and straight to my behind."

"What do I call my dick? Steve Harvey because it's rising right now"

"I am so hot my mother calls me sun."

"The reason a dog has so many friends is that he wags his tail instead of his tongue."

"Know why I make my pot brownies with chocolate laxatives? For shits and giggles."