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Joke of the Day

"""I don't even own a toilet."" - hipster who went too far"

"What does Iron Butterfly put in their margaritas? It's agave tequila, honey."

"Prince's death may have been murder. In these types of cases it's usually the butler or maid. Did anybody dust for Prince?"

"Justice Scalia stated that he wants to be cremated after his death Millions of women are meeting now to discuss if that's what is best for his body."

"Because we love Adel.. Why did my computer just say hello? Oh, that's right. It's A Dell."

"Don't be an ass, be an arse. Do it with class."

"Scientists researched if cheetahs could drive more than 60mph The results were catastrophic"

"It's 2017, and President Hillary has ordered the minting of new coinage to celebrate female empowerment in the 21st Century. What is the new coin called? A Shilling, of course."

"Man dies after body rejects sleeveless Metallica shirt because he didn't have a barbed wire tattoo."

"These boots. Were made. For Walken."