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Joke of the Day
"What you call a penis that doesn't satisfy a woman? Yours"
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"I'm not a cyber-bully but I did change my WiFi network name to ""I CAN SEE WHAT YOU ARE GOOGLING STEVE"". Sleep well neighbor. Sleep well."
"What's an epileptic man's least favorite element? Cesium."
"What kind of salad dressing does a tree use?"
"Donald trump, Hillary and Black hole, what do they all have in common? They all Suck"
"What's better than seeing a girl wrestle?... Seeing her box."
"At the Airport Customs: Where is your passport Me: *hands credit card* Customs: You can't bribe me Me: It's my visa"
"what does my dad and christmas crackers have in common? they show up once a year to make me cringe with their dad jokes, and then give me a shitty gift."
"Why did the spy steal the laptop? It had a sticker that said 'intel inside'."
"How do you think the unthinkable? with an itheberg."