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Joke of the Day

"I would absolutely slay the dating game if looks and personality didn't matter"

"What do you get when you cross the Italian mafia with the Russian mafia? Thrown in a lake."

"Fun Fact: Over 23.6% of relationships fail because one of the partners doesn't like The Princess Bride."

"Q: What mythological monster casts no reflection? A: All of them."

"On the bright side... We can look forward to four more years of Michelle Obama speeches from our First Lady."

"Did you hear about the man who received a tip on a horse called Cigarette? He didn't have enough money tabaccer!"

"What do you call a retarded five year old chained to a slab with his asshole lubed up? ""Daddy."""

"that kid at the public pool who kept screaming at his mom to watch him jump in grew up to be a blogger"

"Why did the teacher have her hair in a bun? Because she had her nose in a hamburger."

"When did mathematicians get their independence? March 14."