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Joke of the Day

"Beauty and the Beast (1991): A woman develops Stockholm Syndrome, emotionally bonding with her captor at castle furnished with singing decor"

"What do you call a nun in a wheelchair Virgin Mobil"

"A Boy giving Complaints. Kid: mom, some kid is calling me gay mama: Hit him, in the face. Kid: I cant Mom: Why? Kid: Cause, he's so Cute!!"

"Want to hear a joke about a jump rope? Nah let's just skip it."

"What is the biggest gender on Tumblr? Whale-Kin"

"What kind of bees can you get milk from? Boobies!"

"It's a shame Jerry Hall never got it on with Vidal Sassoon Then she'd have completed rock, paper and scissors."

"Taking a nap until my carbon monoxide detector stops beeping."

"ME: My dog's so happy I'm working from home. DOG (to camera): Honestly, a heads up would have been nice. I had shit planned today."

"Q: What is 68 to a blonde? A: Where she goes down on you and you owe her one."