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Joke of the Day

"What happened when Helium told a joke? There was no reaction"

"What does it mean if you find a horse shoe? Some poor horse is walking around in his socks."

"My little Nephew told me this one. What do Trees and Dogs have in common? Bark."

"What is a blonde's mating call? ''NEXT!''"

"If you were antipencil, would you be erasist?"

"A sentence and a phrase is arguing, what did the sentence say? I know where you're coming from this phrase, but I can't see your point."

"The Spanish Soccer team are have picked up two Euros in the last 4 years... ... that's two more than their banks."

"All those who believe in telekinesis Raise My hand"

"What's the difference between a psychotic mental patient and a man with a bible in his hand? Respiridol"

"I used to be a cleptomaniac but now that I took some medicine I feel much better"