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Joke of the Day

"Go to Starbucks. Tell them your name is Dad. Hide in the crowd. Listen as the hipster barista says ""Dad?..Dad?..DAD?..DAD?!"" & starts crying"

"A man walks into a bar... Ow"

"1000 shrinks donate hair samples to create genetically optimized SuperShrink for Donald Trump He he..."

"Me: did you know that abbreviating names can be really confusing? GF: really? Me: yeah George Foreman: that's interesting"

"[NSFW] What's the worst thing about...? ....getting your keys locked in your car outside an abortion clinic? Having to go in to ask for a coat hanger. *Yet another Australian pub joke*"

"A ginger wanted to join the Jazz band... But he didn't have enough soul."

"[OC] Time heals all wounds.. Unless you re a haemophiliac."

"Did you hear about the time all GPS systems became self-aware? Things were taking unexpected turns."

"I love jewish comedians they never ham it up."

"How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? One, you fucking racist!"