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Joke of the Day
"What's the worst type of vegetable to bring on a boat? Grandpa. :("
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"I finally found out why OP never delivers!"
"At the risk of offending my fans, I finally bought an air conditioner"
"Why is outer space so cold? All the space heaters are on earth!"
"Your honor, may I approach the bench? ""You may."" *walks up to bench* *boops judge's nose*"
"Cleveland checks its makeup in the mirror, promises itself this time with LeBron won't be like before."
"My Mexican friend was freaking out, but I couldn't understand his panic."
"What do Bernie Sanders supporters call their parents? Roommates"
"What do you call a urinary tract infection caused in a virgin? Immaculate Infection"
"It's Thanksgiving week in the U.S., but all I'm hearing is... ...everyone's Russian to get Turkey."