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Joke of the Day

"Man, the frappes at the grinder place by the rotary are wicked good. Go Sox! Sorry about that. I had 2 Boston Kreme donuts this morning."

"I wish my lawn was emo Then it would cut itself."

"A man was found dead in a vat of falafel condiment. Police are treating it as a hummuscide."

"Why is a fish easy to weigh ? Because it has its own scales !"

"Yo Mama's so fat she sank the Titanic!"

"What is the difference between someone who worships God & someone who worships the sun? The sun exists."

"Dear Crush, If your ""shower brb"" was intended to make me imagine you naked.. Mission accomplished!"""

"Why do Russian police officers always work in groups of three? One of them can read, and one of them can write. The third one is there to keep an eye on the two intellectuals."

"Computers seized from Wiener prompt new FBI investigations. In her defense, Bill Clinton said it's not the first time she was betrayed by a Wiener."

"How does Jerry Seinfeld play ice hockey? With his Shtick."