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Joke of the Day

"How does a sailor suit? With a bowtie!"

"The parachute making business must be great! Because nobody ever comes back to complain about a failed chute!"

"why didn't the clothing drive at the homeless shelter not work out? ..nobody gave a shirt."

"that I like being lazy more..."

"Whats the difference between peanut butter and jam? You can't peanut butter your dick into someones ass."

"I'd tell you the one about the Jonestown Massacre, BUT... The punch line's too long."

"I think from now on...I'm going to start referring to the crease on my double chin, as an ""extra smile""."

"How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. But, the trouble is getting them in there."

"What did Asian Jesus say before he was crucified? (OC) YORO (You only resurrect once)"

"What do you call an Alligator in a vest? An Investigator"