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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a handjob in a swimming pool? A pull noodle"
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"Is it wrong to watch porn alongside a Disney inspirational video? I'm not saying I did it I'm just wondering if I should stop"
"I carry a backpack full of receipts and gum wrappers and go through it while I'm at a cashier until someone who's frustrated pays for me."
"I never knew what nationality Santa was until now. I just found out that he is actually North Polish."
"Fidel Castro was a Muslim Otherwise he would have been called ""Infidel""."
"I really can't tell you what I'll be doing this time in 4 years... ... as I do not have 20/20 vision."
"How do you keep an idiot in suspense? I will tell you later. SOURCE: Heard it on the subway"
"How do Chinese people laugh? LMAO ZEDONG!"
"Netflix is all, ""Do you want to watch a bunch of crappy documentaries? No?? Well how about if we charged you $9 a month to watch them??"""
"How do you make a 5yr old cry twice? When you rub your dick on her teddy bear."