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Joke of the Day
"How do you get dragon milk? A cow with short legs"
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"Nothing beats a beautiful woman. Except Chris Brown"
"cops at DUI checkpoints should just check to see if u texted ur ex at some point throughout the night"
"What do you call a German Barber? Herr Cut."
"How many redditors does it take to change a light bulb.? Three. One to screw it in and the second to take credit for it. And the other to repeat it."
"Did you hear about the singing laptop? It's a Dell."
"Cherry: I'm pregnant. Tomato: What?! (Origin of the Cherry Tomato)"
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Bison ! Bison who ? Bison girl scout cookies !"
"That moment when you finally get your lighter lit and expel a sigh of relief."
"If a man talks dirty to a woman, that's sexual harassment. If a woman talks dirty to a man, that'll be $6.50 a minute."