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Joke of the Day
"A bridge killed my family... We're arch enemies now."
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"Did you know diarrhea is genetic? It runs in the genes"
"High joke A cop stops a man and asks ""how high are you?"" The man replies."" That is wrong english. You should say 'Hi how are you?'"""
"What do you call a good for nothing vegetable A deadbeet"
"Why do cats make better medical technicians than dogs? Because dogs can't operate MRI machines, but catscan."
"""I wasn't born yesterday"" - Lying newborn baby"
"My girlfriend asked me if I was a pedophile. I told her: ""That's a big word for a six year old!"""
"A girl came up to me the other day... and told me she saw me at the vegan club but I never saw herbivore."
"Definition of a really good friend. What's the difference between a good friend and a really good friend? A good friend will help you move house A really good friend will help you move a body!"
"Kill someone with an icecream cone and eat it afterward. They can't convict with no murder weapon. It's the perfect crime. Plus, ice cream."