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Joke of the Day
"A bridge killed my family... We're arch enemies now."
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"Q: What do you call it when a blonde gets taken over by a demon? A: A vacant posession."
"Before you unleash her inner goddess, try to find out if she's channeling Aphrodite or Medusa."
"Do the the fatty acids get picked on by the other acids?"
"Who is the greatest Jewish cook? Hitler"
"What do you get when you cross Bruce Lee and Chuck Norris? Beat up."
"What do you call a horny herbaceous bread mixture? Dill dough"
"I set my alarm clock 15 minutes fast because I enjoy doing math problems first thing in the morning,"
"Sometimes I wish I could be one of my friends for 1 day, to see how it is to hang out with me.."
"What's the big deal? Gay people could always get married. Just not to each other."