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Joke of the Day
"How tall do you have to be to ride a Kanye West rollercoaster? About Ye big."
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"Whenever someone makes a premature blanket conclusion based on a single piece of information... I automatically assume they're a complete idiot."
"Where do South Africans buy their pastrami and salami? At the Nelson Mandeli."
"I cant believe i got fired from the calendar factory All i did was take a day off."
"Hey, people who act like they're about to fight but are really friends, you are FREAKING the rest of us out."
"Yawning Is our body's way of saying 20% of battery remaining"
"London weather is just like Iraq. A little bit sunni, but mostly shiite."
"Sometimes you feel like you've grown. Other times you pout for a few hours because your wife accidentally threw away your Tabasco sauce."
"""Spring is in the air"" I proclaim as I hurl a Slinky at your head."
"Parallel lines have so much in common... It's a shame they'll never meet."