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Joke of the Day
"You're the Thelma to my Louise. The Ben to my Jerry. The Kanye to my Kanye."
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"What should you do if your girlfriend is choking? Back up a couple of inches."
"Ever wonder how the guy who discovered milk had to explain what he was doing to the cow?"
"My friend asked me if the new Star Wars movie was in 3D I said yes, but they R2D2"
"It's been a week since my wife went missing. The police told me to expect the worst. So I took her things back out of the garbage bin."
"Joke of the Day 6/10/14 A priest, a rabbi and a vicar walk into a bar. The barman says, ""Is this some kind of joke?"""
"Why did the console gamer cross the road? To render the buildings on the other side."
"I never wash my fruit, in case anybody's wondering how badass I am."
"What French city always surrenders first? Toulouse"
"My girlfriend told me that if I took her to get sushi, I didn't have to use a condom after. She's getting the raw end of that deal!"