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Joke of the Day
"What happens on Santa's lap......stays on Santa's lap."
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"Why do Hutus hate Dustin Hoffman? He impersonated a Tootsie."
"Anytime a religious organization follows me I just assume I'm being used as a case study/example and they are praying super hard."
"Kleptomaniac, frustrated Why was the kleptomaniac frustrated by that joke ""why can't you explain puns to kleptomaniacs?"" He couldn't take a joke."
"How many nuts does it take to screw in a light bulb? A Brazilian"
"What's the difference between a flatfish and a good woman? The fish doesn't know it's plaice."
"So... a dyslexic man walks into a bra."
"Dog training The plan to get my dog to swallow semen is coming on a treat."
"Are you today's date? Cause you're a 10/10"