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Joke of the Day
"What happens on Santa's lap......stays on Santa's lap."
Next Joke
"I want to reenact a scene from 50 Shades of Gray.... Y'know the one where she gets a job right out of college."
"My aunt found a lump below her left breast recently. It was my penis."
"Coworker: I like working with you. I feel like I can really talk to you Me: I'm sorry I gave you that impression. That's not correct"
"Yo momma's so dense she has an accretion disk I'm so sorry..."
"Why was the snowman smiling? He heard the snow blower coming"
"I bet the Americans feel really stupid now. They've spent millions fighting ISIS when all they had to do was change their profile picture."
"I am angry but not like really angry. More like Facebook angry where I call you letters of the alphabet. You F'ing B."
"Your're a redneck if..."
"What do you call a guy with no body and no nose? Nobody knows"