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"How did the aquarium win the battle? Giant Fish Tanks."
"Q: What do blondes and beer bottles have in common? A: They're both empty from the neck up."
"What did the slut's left leg say to the slut's right leg? Nothing. They've never met."
"A barber asked a man how he wants his haircut In silence"
"Did you hear Chinese philosophers discovered gravity hundreds of years before Newton? Too bad they had so many durian trees."
"Him: Are you gonna kill me? Me: WHAT? Him: Your mood swings. I figured today's the day I die. Me: Him: *whispers* Please don't hurt me."
"Why didn't the lifeguard save the hippie? Because he was far out dude"
"If a cat won an Oscar what would he get? An a-cat-emy award."
"What did the daddy salt say to his son? ""Stop cracking your NaCles."""