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Joke of the Day

"I drive everywhere but for some reason my shoes still wear out, it's like there's just no reward for laziness."

"I'd like people more if they were kittens instead."

"I'm trying to figure out what's wrong with my back. I'm not sure yet, but I have a hunch."

"I call my penis ""my aircraft carrier"" Because there are always seamen in it."

"Hung like Einstein smart as a horse... Thanks dad."

"Her- um.. why are you wearing a Darth Vader mask? Me- you said lets do Yoda together H- I SAID YOGA YOU DOPE M- VERY WRONG I WAS"

"What is a 6.9 ? A good thing ruined by a period."

"What do you get when you cross a lion with a stone? Killed."

"What happens after it rains in gotham city? a waynebow."

"Do you NOT like Undertale? Then you must be UNDER the crowd!"