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Joke of the Day

"A pirate goes to the dentist.... ""Open wide and say aaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr"""

"If only the first rule of Vegan club Was not to talk about Vegan club"

"My neighbours really like Halloween They dress up as ghost every weekend and go out for lynch."

"I'm gonna start using my cat's ages like y'all do your kids. 5 just projectile vomited and 1 is trying to eat it off the floor."

"I'm thinking of investing in a start-up company that produces religious icons. I guess you could say that I'm engaging in idol speculation."

"How to get personal space If there's a lot of people, just yell ""Allahu Akbar"" for a rapid evacuation."

"What's a pirates favorite letter? You think it's 'aarrrggh' but it's really the 'sea!' Tell me your favorite corny one liner jokes"

"Hey Vegas, your slogan is bullsh!t"" Prince Harry"

"I ll see myself out.. Did you know? You can buy a 2 pack of Eminem s for Fifty cent..... It s Ludacris"

"From the looks of your eyebrows, your shock collar must have malfunctioned."