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Joke of the Day

"What is the difference between light and hard? You can sleep with a light on."

"Why were the treefrog's stories always so attention grabbing? Because he was absolutely ribbeting!"

"My ex... My ex was like a rock pool. Shallow, but interesting. And upon closer inspection I found crabs."

"Why can't you email jokes to a jedi? Because attachments are forbidden"

"Why did Cinderella get kicked off for the soccer team? She kept running from the ball."

"How many psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb? None. The light bulb has to do the changing."

"Why was the doctor in a hurry to move to the big city? He was running out of patients."

"Pig's explanation for the creation of the Universe: The Pig Bang Theory."

"There was an M&M in my spaghetti.. He was an M Pasta"

"Did you hear about the eskimo couple? One cold night, she broke it off!"