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Joke of the Day

"Chuck Norris doesn't have blood. He is filled with magma."

"What do you call an Italian Yeti? A Spaghyeti!"

"What is the French verb that means ""To declare war""? *Surrendre*"

"I started working on my 2nd million this year... Gave up on the first..."

"If I see you selling weed, I will call the cops.... and report a robbery across town..... then come over and buy some weed. Safety first."

"Turned up five minutes late so missed the rules... ...but I had an amazing time at this fight club last week, you should definitely look into it and maybe join, we fight in a car park every weekend."

"Do u know whats A B C D E F G? A Boy Can Do Everything For Girl Now reverse da order, can u guess the full form of: G F E D C B A ? Girls Forgets Everything Done & Catches(new) Boy Again."

"When CNN says they're ""breaking news"" they are, in a sense, right."

"How do you catch a peculiar rabbit? Unique up on it."

"A photon checks into a motel the clerk says, ""Do you have any luggage? If so, I can have the bell hop take it to your room."" The photon replies, ""No, I am traveling light!"""