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Joke of the Day

"Scott Walker is dropping out of the Presidential race. In a nationwide poll of likely voters nearly 98% responded to the news with, ""Who?"""

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"An unemployed engineer... if ( engineer == employed() ) { print ""Meh""; } else { make_a_stupid_joke (); }"
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