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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a homosexual in Iran after he's been outed? Low hanging fruit."
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"If you wanna go and take a ride with me with three women in the floor with the goat cheese."
"How do you make your girlfriend scream during sex? Call and tell her about it."
"FB post from HS friend on pic: My boyfriend is such a dreamboat! My comment: So was the Titanic."
"What happened to the cow when she tried to jump over the barbed wire fence? Udder destruction."
"What do you get when you cross a German and a Mexican? A beanerschnitzel"
"A man walks into a bar holding a piece of asphalt. The man says, ""A beer please, and one for the road!"""
"why did the native family starve? Somebody hid the welfare cheque in a work boot."
"Chemistry, ok. But soulmates? You'd think if our spirits were perfectly matched, they'd be comfortable at the same thermostat setting."
"What is another name for the disabled stall in a restroom? A handicrapped zone."