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Joke of the Day

"Date: So... Tinder, huh? Me: Yup. Date: ... Me: This is kind of awkward. Date: Maybe we should've used real pictures. Me: You think so, MOM?"

"There is only one rule for when you're in Mexico Trust no Juan."

"So a cannibal is walking through the jungle... And he passes his neighbor."

"Explain joke What is a bee's favorite game? Hive and seek"

"Q: What did the stamp say to the envelope? A: I'm stuck on you."

"Do you like raisin bran? Well, it's a good thing you adopted him then, but don't be surprised if he turns out to be a cereal killer..."

"How do you find Will Smith in the snow? Find the fresh prints"

"there are 2 reasons why I dont take my GF on a long ride with Audi R8 Firstly, i have no GF and secondly I have no Audi R8."

"As I was backing out a parking space today, a girl with a nice ass walked behind my car. I was checking her out with my rear view camera."

"What's made of leather and sounds like a sneeze? A shoe."